i killed a multicoloured can of beer because i have no life

What month were you born in?
January - I ate
February - I hugged
March - I slapped
April - I killed
May - I danced with
June - I licked
July - I burnt
August - I kissed
September - I dissed
October - I punched
November - I karate-chopped
December - I telephoned
What day were you born on?
1- a demented
2 - a happy
3 - a gay
4 - a purple
5 - a scary
6 - a sexy
7 - a nerdy
8 - an ugly
9 - a green
10 - a humungous
11 - a titchy
12 - a cranky
13 - a spotty
14 - an attractive
15 - a yellow
16 - a homeless
17 - a filthy
18 - a cheeky
19 - an annoying
20 - an overly happy
21 - a hyperactive
22 - a gorgeous
23 - a secretive
24 - a royal
25 - a lonely
26 - a blue
27 - a stripey
28 - a depressed
29 - a multicoloured
30 - a perverted
31 - a pink
What colour underwear have you got on?
White - sponge
Black - ninja
Pink - slut
Blue - can of beer
Yellow - duck
Green - homosexual
Red - tomato
Beige - kid
Purple - radio
Orange - rock star
Brown - prat
Grey - hobo
Spotty - unicorn
Stripey - prostitute
Other Pattern - chopstick
Multicoloured - tourist
Other - math
None- stripper
What letter does your name begin with?
A - because I have no life.
B - because I felt like it.
C - because my leader told me to.
D - because I have nothing else to do.
E - because I am REALLY hot.
F - because I am a stalker.
G - because I was bored.
H - because I am emo.
I - because it was good for my image.
J - because I like cookies.
K - because I am awesome.
L - because I want to fit in.
M - because YOU ARE ALL LOSERS!
N - because I am trying to find my true identity.
O - because I am special.
P - because I am Brittney Spears.
Q - because I am weird.
R - because I enjoy it.
S - because it makes me look cool.
T - because I am so ugly.
U - because I suck.
V - because I have allergies.
W - because I have mad cow disease.
X - because I am a loner.
Y - because I want to kill myself.
Z - because I have a crush on Michael Jackson.