However this exams is the best! Me, Jamie and Amanda were like crapping all the way through. About like anything. But sometimes teacher gets enough of us and ask us to sit back at our on place blah blah blah, and so we started passing notes. It was totally morbid and random.. Brilliant!
Four of them was so funny, I had to post it! And so here they are..
Jamie
Azalea
Amanda
I do not have puberty hair aka: kalatai hair
Yes you do. Sorry love, you have them on your on your armpits.
Damn you!
Haha. Why dont you just shave them off already? 'Not like your mom checks if you shaved or not right?
My dad's shaver? (poor Dad)
Kesian the fella! And Jamie didn't tell him
What he don't know wont hurt him
Gotta taste sour! (PS: me, Lilo or Jaqueline?)
How you know what your armpits taste like?
[laughs] Whaddya mean gotta taste sour? I tak paham. And also about the Lilo or Jaqueline thing.
Would rather sit with me or them? PS: I dont lick my AP to see what they taste like
Or would you rather sit with me? Haha!
Sumpah I tak paham ape you cakap. Your writing sucks.
I SAID THAT I DONT LICK MY ARMPITS TO SEE WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE!
You sure? Eww, wait, you dont..?
So would you know if they tastes sour? lol...
I admit it smells sour
You got BO? Hahahahahahaha!
Super sour! Like the banglas and the nepals!
Its not like it smells like Azalea and Amanda's armpits
Woi! Bodoh gile stupid wei! I dopnt got no BO!
Are you a nepal or a bangla? Wa lao wei!
--Li Ming enters the convo--
=.="' bangla
Bangnepals both of you!
Haha! I'm not a Bangnepal, YOU ARE!
No lah Jamie is a Cina Tongsan [no offence]
Ahahaahah lol typical chinese. Tsk tsk tsk.
Then you guyz are bang-nepal-cin-tong-sian
What does that mean? Tiu li? haha
I am a malaylah BODOH! Nepal and Banglas DONT belong to Malaysia!
I ain't bang. I'm malaysian. Boo you go die
--Jamie swearing franticly in chinese--
Woi! I'm Indian (chindian) Mana ade I faham! [i am not gonna write this word]
Probably some swearing words in chineselah Amanda.. Obviously =.=
Yeah. Something about babies and dogs? -clueless and blur-
--swearing in chinese--
Oi! Why change colour? What does that mean? "I will go die?"? From Jamie!
Our coversation ended and on to the exam. I think we were doing that before agama.
Next day, we did stories. Its like one person do one paragraph and cover it execpt for the last line. And the other continues to write and so on.
Once upon a time, in a far away landthere lived this princess named Jamie! She was pretty and gorgeous and smart and great.. This blows!
But actually she wasn't pretty at all, she was ugly, butt ugly and she had a pig named Truffles. The pig was stout and small and has green polka dots everywhere.
Then one day, her cow Loo Loo Belle, ate her cat and she cried untill her donkey died. Her house was demolished by a raging bull that wanted to run her down. So she ran away to the Kingdom of fish
She ate chicken and lived in a castle made of bread. One day, she met a prince named Ryan.
Who had an even sexier brother named *Richard who has a huge crush on the young, beautiful, smart Queen of England, Azalea.
So she said nya nya nya nya nya nya! NYA haha, I'm the greatest!
So Sir Richard rode on his faithful horse Jamandato seek Azalea in the great Buckingham Palace. When he got there with his brother Ryan, they met the doorman Jamie Chin.
Chee Yan got married to Jamie's bro.. Hahaha, they went to bangnepalinese for their honey moon.
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And another story. Which is
Once upon a time in a far away land, there lived a peasant named Azalea.
Yes Azalea, the Queen of England and her king, King Richard. They lived a happy life and Azalea was drop-dead-gorgeous!
But really stupid compared to her neighbour, the rich, smart, beautiful, talented Amanda. And so Amanda was really funny and decided to
Eat a basket of rotten fish. Meanwhile Jamie was playing with her Barbie dolls
Jamie still plays with her Barbie dolls even now that she's Davy Jones
And she doesn't know that her crush [Ryan] (now that she's a guy) never liked her because of her major ego *ahem* feels inferior compared to her and always runs away.
Suddenly one day a hot guy named Ryan came up to her and asked her to marry him.
Jamie and Ryan's wedding were to be held the upcoming Friday on the thirteenth. They were to feast on top of a roof of a greenhouse
Filled with holes so the sun can ruin the plants and make them angry so that whoever walks in the greenhouse without plant food will get brutally murdered by them. One day, she walked in without food so
Jamie started drinking vodka and got really drunk. The next day however she was sober and started knitting
She knitted a mile long scarf and wore it to church,she ate a balony during the service
She went to the toilet, and found a DEAD RAT inside! She screamed!( Wen Li)
And it screamed because it saw her face! Which turn purple with rainbow spots because of her disease, Crazy Colour Disorder (CCD)
And she danced around wearing undies and t's
And Wen Li joined in and did the Cha cha and the tango with Azalea.
Azalea was happy but then came Jamie and changed the music and started doing the cha cha dance!
The next day he [Ryan] passed away and they all grieved for him.. So sadlah the ending! haha!
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And that was basically my exam week. Crazy week.
-Azalea
PS: I just realised that this is the most colourful blog post in the history of Azalea's Blogpost. Cool.
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